arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

sshame:

i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

sunshadeswirls:

xchrononautx:

terminalarmageddon:

lefoxxstrider:

wrenspaperwings:

holdstillslick:

anonthethird:

zeetothebee:

Ginger Delux Darling omg ahuunnduhusufhn

Kitty Baby Sweet?! I WANT A REFUND.

NO

KITTY BABY SWEET IS PERFECT

IT CAPTURES  YOUR ESSENCE

Kitten Von De Light

I feel like I should be friends with miss golightly from breakfast at tiffany’s

Ivy Baby Lux De Milo

Miss Coco Velvet 

wtf is this shit

Miss au lait cupcake??? whut??

“Miss La Kisses.”

My first thought was that I was a French femme lesbian pin-up girl in my last life who used that name /because/ of that reason, because the industry wrought her from her lover and—

…yeah I’m already starting to form this tragic backstory of Miss La Kisses.

rabioheab:

OMG= Oprah, My God
OMFG= Oprah, My Fungus God
LOL= Learning Oprah L’Facts
ROFL= Reruns Of F’Oprah L’Show

sticksandsharks:

shippingrpchats asked you:

What are you favorite homestuck ships?

Assorted OTPs of the romantic/friendship/moirail/whathaveyou kinds.

slpwy:

Toffee, ready to pounce.

alegbra:

alegbra:

i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around

none of my popular text posts even involve puns

actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning

peasantseverywhereigo:

skrillsnwubwubs:

free-the-young5:

This is of all levels right.

Favorite post

I would just like to say that this man stepped on a lego for his fans.

That is true manliness

221b-bag-end:

loungezombie:

i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”

“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”

thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:

YOU KNOW THAT SHIP
THAT SHIP YOU SHIP REALLY HARD
BUT LIKE
YOU CAN’T IMAGINE THEM FUCKING
YOU JUSTT WANT THEM TO BE CUTE AND FLUFFY FUCKING IS NOT ALLOWED

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

discoverynews:

funnywildlife:

Owly Molly Cuteness!!

***Nature & Wildlife Blog***

Ever feel like you’re being watched?