hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
Ginger Delux Darling omg ahuunnduhusufhnKitty Baby Sweet?! I WANT A REFUND.
KITTY BABY SWEET IS PERFECT
IT CAPTURES YOUR ESSENCE
Kitten Von De Light
I feel like I should be friends with miss golightly from breakfast at tiffany’s
Ivy Baby Lux De Milo
Miss Coco Velvet
wtf is this shit
Miss au lait cupcake??? whut??
“Miss La Kisses.”
My first thought was that I was a French femme lesbian pin-up girl in my last life who used that name /because/ of that reason, because the industry wrought her from her lover and—
…yeah I’m already starting to form this tragic backstory of Miss La Kisses.
OMG= Oprah, My God
OMFG= Oprah, My Fungus God
LOL= Learning Oprah L’Facts
ROFL= Reruns Of F’Oprah L’Show
shippingrpchats asked you:What are you favorite homestuck ships?Assorted OTPs of the romantic/friendship/moirail/whathaveyou kinds.
Toffee, ready to pounce.
i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around
none of my popular text posts even involve puns
actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning
This is of all levels right.
I would just like to say that this man stepped on a lego for his fans.
That is true manliness
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”
YOU KNOW THAT SHIP
THAT SHIP YOU SHIP REALLY HARD
YOU CAN’T IMAGINE THEM FUCKING
YOU JUSTT WANT THEM TO BE CUTE AND FLUFFY FUCKING IS NOT ALLOWED