In honor of the two conflicting holidays
Europe according to penis size
YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL
It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe
how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR!
|— (via sorakeem)|
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google
so i was at anime club last week and they said “we’re gonna watch hetalia the next time we meet” and i was like “haha weeaboos” and then i had to stop and think about where i was
This has got to be the best .gif ever.
I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
트롤아이들 중 꽤나 귀엽고 발랄해 보이는 여자아이라고 생각한다~ㅅ~
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances