givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

Don’t mock people for the things that make them happy.
— (via sorakeem)

textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

itsukas:

so i was at anime club last week and they said “we’re gonna watch hetalia the next time we meet” and i was like “haha weeaboos” and then i had to stop and think about where i was

theheiroftime:

This has got to be the best .gif ever.

theheiroftime:

This has got to be the best .gif ever.

inn0vation:

I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

lunaticjin:

Nepeta Leijon☆

트롤아이들 중 꽤나 귀엽고 발랄해 보이는 여자아이라고 생각한다~ㅅ~

butt: i'm done i'm bye
me: bi
son: bi
me: hi bi. i'm dad

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances