We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, “You can have ambition But not too much. You should aim to be successful but not too successful otherwise you will threaten the man.” Because I am female I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of Joy and love and mutual support, but why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors- not for jobs or for accomplishments which I think can be a good thing- but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings In the way that boys are. Feminist: a person who believes in the social political, and economic equality of the sexes.

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

sweetapplestrider:

MY FRIEND HOOKED UP WITH THIS CHICK FROM SCHOOL WHO’S SUPER INTO ANIME LIKE PRESIDENT-OF-THE-ANIME-CLUB STYLE AND THEY WERE DOING THE DO AND SHE CALLED HIM ONII-CHAN AND HE WON’T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT BUT I’M ASSUMING HE KICKED HER OUT OR SOMETHING BUT NOW HE’S OVER AT MY HOUSE CRYING ON MY BED AND I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND WHISPERING SHIT LIKE “ONII-CHAAAAAAN~ I’M GONNA CUM NYAAA ~!!!” AND HE’S SMACKED ME FOR IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY AND I KNOW I’M GONNA GET MY ASS KICKED IF I DON’T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS BUT I’M FUCKING DYING

breakfastburritoe:

NICE LEGS DAISY DUKE MAKES A MAN GO nothing. He says absolutely nothing because he respects her personal space and acknowledges her as a human being and not an object he can demoralize.

chazer:

frilllyknickers:

colorsoftheswim:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.

This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick. 

bang bang

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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nymphicus:

aa ;u; i’m really proud of feasts and marci man you guys are sugoi! 

frantickled:

m9a9u9:

sircuddlebuns:

sereneflaws:

WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD

its a fucking puddle please go outside

wow

where the hell are you from where puddles look like this where i’m from puddles look like

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)